* town-crier
autowait(25);
do({l});
do({say Hereye, hereye!});
do({say The King has proclaimed today not a holiday, so get to work!});
do({rofl});
do({east});
do({shout Here-ye, hear-ye!});
do({shout King Rygor has decreed that anyone killing vagabonds will be placed on the list of criminals!  If ye see a vagabond wandering, and they attack you, you are to flee!  Repeat!  None shall kill the vagabonds!});
do({shout Bounty will be assessed to those who kill vagabonds!});
do({shout Report any wrongdoings to the nearest guard.});
do({east});
do({shout Here-ye, Hear-ye!  The Grand Bazaar is open for those wishing to purchase the fine goods of this realm!});
do({east});
do({east});
do({shout Hear-ye, here-ye!  The Hovelcove has been awarded the merit of finest rye bread by Sheb the baker!});
do({east});
do({east});
do({bow citizen});
do({east});
do({east});
do({shout Here-ye, hear-ye!  Bards shall be at the ampitheatre today to perform great musics from the world over!  });
do({shout Free concert!});
do({giggle});
do({n});
do({shout Hear-ye, here-ye!  Kala's Candies sells taffies and treats, come one come all -- prices that cannot be beat!});
do({east});
do({east});
do({s});
do({shout Hear-ye, here-ye!  Citizens of Kess may purchase homes in the Ruthridge and Staedler areas!});
do({s});
do({nw});
do({n});
do({n});
do({n});
do({bow citizen});
do({n});
do({n});
do({n});
do({shout Hear-ye, here-ye!  The finest domestic goods available here on Staedler!  See Bald the Furrier or Ressat the Tailor for fine clothing and amenities!});
do({n});
do({n});
do({bow citizen});
do({n});
do({n});
do({n});
do({n});
do({n});
do({w});
do({w});
do({w});
do({s});
do({shout Here-ye, hear-ye!  Finest ales at the Scallywag!  Come visit the Seacaptain Milad to find the nearest mariner hiring sailors!  Arrr!});
do({giggle});
do({s});
do({w});
do({s});
do({s});
do({shout Hear-ye, here-ye!  Finest shoes in Kess here at the Soothsayer Cobbler!});
do({s});
do({s});
do({s});
do({n});
do({n});
do({n});
do({n});
do({n});
do({east});
do({n});
do({n});
do({e});
do({e});
do({e});
do({s});
do({s});
do({s});
do({s});
do({n});
do({shout Fine goods at Alad's Butcher Shop and Buttery!});
do({s});
do({s});
do({s});
do({s});
do({s});
do({s});
do({s});
do({s});
do({s});
do({s});
do({s});
do({shout Finest baked goods in all the land at Sheb's bakery!});
do({w});
do({nw});
do({w});
do({w});
do({w});
do({w});
do({w});
do({w});
do({w});
do({s});
do({s});
do({s});
do({s});
do({shout Swodsrud Square!  Finest arms and armors!  Come one come all to visit the fletcher, armourer, swordsmith and silversmithery!});
do({dance});
do({n});
do({n});
do({n});
do({n});
do({:rests before heading back on his rounds.});